ALTERNATIVE XMAS CAROLS (politically ribbed for your pleasure)
CONGRESSMAN IS COMING TO TOWN
(Tune: “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)
Hey!
you’d better watch out
you’d better not cry
you’d better not pout, I’m telling you why
congressman is coming to town
he owns the land you live in
he’s ninong to your kids
you know that he’s got guns and goons
so be good or he will take and take
you’d better watch out
you’d better not cry
you’d better not pout, I’m telling you why
congressman is coming to town
he does not win elections
you know that he’s a fake
and when his term expires next year
you know his wife will take his place
Hey!
THE TWELVE DISS OF CHRISTMAS
(Tune: “The 12 Days of Christmas”)
On the 1st day of Christmas, the president gave to me: A SCANDAL FROM ZTE!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, the president gave to me: DILUTED FERTILIZERS and a Scandal from ZTE!
On the 3rd day of Christmas, the president gave to me: TRIGGER-HAPPY COPS, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!
On the 4th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: JOBLESS FILIPINOS, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!
On the 5th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted fertilizers, and a scandal from ZTE!
On the 6th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: GOVERNMENT STATISTICS, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!
On the 7th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: IMPORT LIBERALIZATION, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!
On the 8th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: POLITICAL REPRESSION, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!
On the 9th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS, Political Repression, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!
On the 10th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION, Human Rights Violations, Political Repression, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE
On the 11th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: CHA-CHA TERM EXTENSIONS, Corrupt Administration, Human Rights Violations, Political Repression, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!
BUT ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, THE PRESIDENT RECEIVED FROM ME:
WIDESPREAD CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE (widespread civil disobedience!)
NEGATIVE APPROVAL RATINGS (negative approval ratings!)
MULTI-SECTORAL DEMONSTRATIONS (multi-sectoral demonstrations!)
SCAMS, EXPOSES, and SCANDALS (scams, exposes, and scandals!)
INTERNATIONAL CONDEMNATION (international condemnation!)
HUMAN RIGHTS REPORTS and BRIEFINGS (human rights reports and briefings!)
PLUNDER and IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS (plunder and impeachment hearings!)
FIVE ABALOS BURGERS!
Brother Mike’s REFUSAL
Prayers for the DAMNED
A Diet Plan for FG
And a New Pair of ELEVATOR HEELS! =)
GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO-maalis
Glo-o-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o-oria
Di maalis sa pwes-to
Glo-o-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o-oria
Ayaw umalis sa pwe-es-to
Queen of queens
(Forever and ever!)
With feudal lords
(Nakaluluha! Nakaluluha!)
She will not reign forever and e-ver
Nakaluluha! Nakaluluha!
Naka-lu-lu-haaa!
ANG PASKO KO’Y SUMABIT (Hinaing ni Bolante)
(Tune: “Ang Pasko ay Sumapit” ni Levi Celerio)
ang Pasko ko’y sumabit
ngunit ‘di pa rin aawit
kahit sa magdamagang hearing
dahil, diyos ko, ako’y may feeling
kung ako ay magsiwalat
may tatlong pari na dadalaw
at ang bawat isa
ay may ihahandog na dasal pang-patay
bagong taon kala’y bagong-buhay
humingi ng asylum du’n kay Uncle Sam
ako ay nagsikap upang di makita
ginawa ko para kay ma’am!
ayaw ko talagang umawit
balak ko lang ay tumahimik
kalusuga’y naiipit
kapag namatay, bagsak ko’y di sa langit
St. Luke’s pa naman may kamahalan
kaya inyong sundin ‘tong gintong aral
kung mabubuking kayo
sa probinsya magtago, ‘wag nang mangibang-bayan!
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